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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) Totally Accurate Battle Simulator throws you into the kind of chaos only pure imagination could cook up. You’ve got control over the craziest armies ever seen, from samurai slicing through the air to mammoths stomping on entire squads. It's all about placing your troops wherever you think they'll have the best shot—though half the fun is watching your "strategic" plans go hilariously sideways. The wobbly, ragdoll physics makes every battle unpredictable and completely ridiculous. You’re not just watching a fight; you’re watching the weirdest cartoon brawl of your life. The variety of units is insane. There’s no limit to how bizarre things can get. You’ve got medieval knights and Spartan warriors right next to tribal chieftains, balloon archers, and literal gods. Want to see a musketeer take down Zeus? Go for it. The game doesn’t take itself seriously, and neither should you. Each unit has its own unique behavior—some are slow and tanky, others sprint into the fray with no fear, and some just stand back and wreak havoc. It’s chaos, but it’s YOUR chaos. Planning matters… kinda. Sure, you can drop units randomly on the field and hope for the best, but placing them strategically gives you an edge. Maybe you group your archers in a tight line to rain arrows or space them out to avoid getting clobbered by a single catapult shot. Even the tiniest adjustment can make a difference, but let’s be real—the floppy physics usually have other plans. Sometimes, a single misstep turns a sure win into a total wipeout, and that’s part of the fun. The replay value is endless. No battle ever feels the same, and there’s always a new combination to try out. One round, your army is a well-oiled machine; the next, it’s a comedy of errors when your giant falls on half your team. And don’t even get started on the campaign mode—it’s packed with challenges that force you to think (and laugh) your way through wild matchups. This is the kind of game where you lose track of time, constantly saying, “just one more fight.”