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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is like giving your imagination the keys to the ultimate chaos machine. Ever wondered how a brawl between a squad of chicken-throwing farmers and a gang of laser-eyed aliens would go? TABS makes that happen and then some. You’re in charge of building armies out of the weirdest, most mismatched units you can find, placing them wherever you want, and then letting the goofy, floppy physics handle the rest. Battles don’t just happen—they collapse, trip, and spiral into some of the funniest messes you’ll ever see.

The unit options are wild. You’ve got everything from old-school knights and Viking berserkers to giant ice-slinging mammoths and spooky skeleton archers. And don’t sleep on the surprise factor—who knew a catapult could launch a squad of halflings into pure chaos? The animations are hilariously clumsy on purpose, so even the mightiest warriors end up flailing around like they’ve had one too many spins on a merry-go-round. It’s all part of the charm and what makes each battle feel fresh.

Strategy sneaks in too. Sure, it looks silly, but the way you set up your troops actually matters. Are you a “scatter them everywhere” kind of player, or do you prefer tight, focused ambushes? Units have their own quirks—some charge in headfirst while others hang back and unleash chaos from a distance. Move one archer just a little to the left, and boom—the whole battle might go differently. It’s all about experimenting, laughing at the results, and tweaking your way to victory.

The best part? TABS keeps you guessing. One minute it’s a total stomp, the next it’s a nail-biter because your trusty scarecrow got taken out by a random cannonball. It’s the unpredictability and absurdity that’ll keep you hooked, wondering what ridiculous matchups you can dream up next.

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